"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"


"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"


"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"


"i can’t-"


(via a-cumberbatch-of-cookies)

wearitcounts asked:
and then john finally proposes one day over tea in the sitting room just casually mentions "by the way you know you're the love of my life and i'm yours so i think we should get married what do you say?" as he turns the newspaper no fussing for fumbling or tripping over words because there's no pressure because it's sherlock and he's not nervous at all and sherlock does the blinky thing for a full 30 seconds before saying "well yes john that's the most logical thing you've ever said."


I’m taking this as the epilogue of The Partitioning of the Things of Youth thank you 


You know that sherlock would never have laughed if John had fucked up his proposal to him he would just have waited 

he *is* waiting

Anonymous asked:
I saw that gif you just posted, the "who the hell are you?" one, and I just love that part because Sherlock asks that question with his eyes cast downwards, then as soon as he looks up at them he knows exactly who they are. I don't know how to explain it, it's like we get a glimpse of him reacting in a very human way, then all he has to do is flick his eyes up and he's got all the answers. Sorry I'm probably not making sense, I just love that little moment

No you’re making perfect sense. It makes me think of how Sherlock seems to believe that anyone, with enough discipline and dedication, could do what he does. I wonder if he thinks this in order to *feel* more human? As we’ve learned in TEH, the Holmes boys were set a bit apart from their peers growing up. Oh, I’ve gone and made myself sad.

*aggressively thinks about fluffy domestic johnlock*

who the hell are you?

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john is invited to stay with the holmes parents at christmas together with sherlock and mycroft and the morning after christmas they are all in the kitchen for breakfast and the mother exlaims “who has used all the milk again??” and in defense sherlock blurts out “mycroft ate all the cake from yesterday!” and mycroft just looks scandalised at sherlock and yells “sherlock is in love with john!” and sherlock almost dies of emberrassment

(via stitchlock)



i want that to be what Sherlock looks like when John sucks his cock

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An Edit a DayBenedict Cumberbatch ⚜ [271/?]

(via johnlockedness)

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I would be freaking out too!!!! I hate finding bugs in my apartment!

listen more than four legs fewer than two like fuck you this is my house you don’t pay rent






Anonymous asked:
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