"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
I’m taking this as the epilogue of The Partitioning of the Things of Youth thank you
You know that sherlock would never have laughed if John had fucked up his proposal to him he would just have waited
he *is* waiting
No you’re making perfect sense. It makes me think of how Sherlock seems to believe that anyone, with enough discipline and dedication, could do what he does. I wonder if he thinks this in order to *feel* more human? As we’ve learned in TEH, the Holmes boys were set a bit apart from their peers growing up. Oh, I’ve gone and made myself sad.
*aggressively thinks about fluffy domestic johnlock*
john is invited to stay with the holmes parents at christmas together with sherlock and mycroft and the morning after christmas they are all in the kitchen for breakfast and the mother exlaims “who has used all the milk again??” and in defense sherlock blurts out “mycroft ate all the cake from yesterday!” and mycroft just looks scandalised at sherlock and yells “sherlock is in love with john!” and sherlock almost dies of emberrassment
I would be freaking out too!!!! I hate finding bugs in my apartment!
listen more than four legs fewer than two like fuck you this is my house you don’t pay rent
WIHT ALL THE LEGS