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nixxie-fic:

New Rupert Graves Edit for Silver Fox Saturday - Intervention - (2007)

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  rupert pls     excuse u  





wearitcounts:

i am 3 1/2 hours late to work today but that’s clearly nobody’s fault bea and jen

in unrelated news i finally downloaded the google hangouts app and i will never have phone battery again tbh

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  how did i love before this  





i am 3 1/2 hours late to work today but that’s clearly nobody’s fault bea and jen

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  johnstached     thekneegrope  





frejskamavora:

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  treat yo self     parks and rec     about me  





loudest-subtext-in-television:

iamjohnlocked4life:

I’m new to tumblr, so not sure if the post form or photo form is better for sharing these. I made a full annotated post here 
Please don’t recrop <3 Thanks!

I was so inspired by the Princess Bride Sherlock Meta by loudest-subtext-in-television that I made these. Enjoy! *^_^*

I was also inspired by deduce-my-heart who had some great riffs from this meta this morning, and really got me motivated to make them!

FANDOM IS AMAZING

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  ohmygod i am losing my entire shit     icodn  





johnstached:

Click for:  Potter!Lock -  Omegaverse - Parent!Lock - AU!Lock -

Teen!Lock - Casefic -  PWP - Post TRF

In which they realize they don’t have to pretend at all

Disguises are always a self-portrait by  (~6k)

Sherlock drummed his fingers on the arm rest irritably. “We might as well get our stories straight. Homosexuals, even alleged ones, tend to be more personal than heterosexual couples. ” They were headed to a Pride Fest for a case-triple suicide/murder- which, of course mean they had to pretend to be couple. 

Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by  (~30k)

“You love your mother, Sherlock?”

John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk.

“Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”

Midnight Blue Serenity by  (~152k)

When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate’s charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? 

There’s Not A Place On Earth I’d Rather Be Than Here by  (~6k)

Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to a ball, to provide suitable evidence to convict a killer. There’s dancing, and kissing, and something about a murder.

Rainbow Hearts Retreat by  (~11k)

"It’s a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It’s all in their incredibly dull brochure."

"Rainbow Hearts Retreat," John read. "Sounds… quite gay."

The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth by  (~28k)

Omegaverse. He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that.

If he uses the wrong fork at dinner, fine. If someone calls him on it, he’ll just stab them with it. Job done

A Cure For Boredom by  (~80k)

They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.

John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by  (~53k)

It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

A Case of Identity by  (~91k)

John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought. Slowly, John discovers that he loves Sherlock not only in a friendly, brotherly way, but both men have to fight their own demons before they can think of taking their relationship to a new level…

The Norwood Love Builders by  (~48k)

Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock’s faked death and return.

Once More, With Feeling by  (~21k)

To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

Winter’s Delights, by Kate Lear (~21k)

Sherlock takes John home for Christmas to meet the extended Holmes family.

That Partitioning of the Things of Youth by (~35k)

Victor Trevor is in town, and nobody’s happy.

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  ahaha ilu bea     it's ok     u r still my wife  





okay so i’ve watched some johncroft conversations happening on my dash and i’ve thought about it and the conclusion i’ve come to is that both mycroft AND lestrade would totally bang the shit out of john hypothetically, but mycroft knows where that’s been, and lestrade doesn’t so much have a death wish, so they just talk about banging john, like, at crime scenes and stuff when no one’s listening, and end up banging each other

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  idk i could see this happening  





bea is trying to apologize to me but it’s really hard to hear over the sound of me cooking dinner for one while listening to bonnie raitt’s “i can’t make you love me”

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  johnstached     u can't make ur heart feel something it wont  





COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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  no but why was there never enough icing for your toaster strudel  





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  oitnb     about me  





benedict-the-cumbercookie:

Benedict Cumberbatch…gorgeous man part 2

part 1  

thank you benedictervention

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  hand porn  





one time leslie said that ben c’s fingers were creepy-long and i’ve never really forgiven her tbh

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  scullyseviltwin     how dare  





i’m so pumped i just got a 40% off groupon for a whale watch and my friend and i are going on fridaaaayyyyy

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  whale watches are a blast     about me  





you dont know how hard i fight the urge to send him a bilbo doll.

if you haven’t sent ben a teeny smaug with a flower crown idk what you’re doing with your life

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  buneesi     that lil shit was majestic as fuck  





karin-woywod:

2011 11 04 - ’ Parade’s End ‘  Portraits by Iris Brosch

Open in new tab for 1000+ pixels’ versions !

Caption : Programme Name: Parades End - TX: n/a - Episode: n/a (No. 1) - Mammoth Screen - Photographer: Iris Brosch

Source 01

Source 02 & 03

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  I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE     THEY ARE SO LOVELY     I CAN'T STOP YELLING     PARADE'S END